Your dinner alibi has a paper trail.
“You said you were cooking. The takeout receipt says bullsh*t.” This white waffle weave microfiber dish towel brings detective-level side-eye to a very relatable kitchen mystery: who actually made dinner?
For the true-crime fan who appreciates a good plot twist and an even better takeout order, it’s a cheeky accent with plenty of personality. Gift it to your podcast bestie, your favorite reluctant cook, or the host whose signature dish arrives in a delivery bag.
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Size: 16 x 24 inches
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Material: white waffle weave microfiber
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Everyday use: soft and absorbent for drying dishes and hands
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True-crime personality: a funny kitchen accent for the Obsessed with the Case crowd
Great dinner. Your alibi didn’t deliver.
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