Four coasters. Not one believable alibi.
Settle in, pour your favorite drink, and prepare to question everything. The Check the Timeline Quartet brings four perfectly suspicious sayings to your coffee table, made for the true-crime fan who spots the contradiction before the narrator does.
The Lineup
- “Same story. Different Liar”
- “Trust no one. Check the timeline.”
- “I don't need closure. I need the interrogation footage.”
- “I knew he was lying by episode two.”
Keep the whole set beside your favorite podcast-listening spot, or gift it to the mystery-loving bestie whose theories deserve their own episode.
The Details
- Set of 4 ceramic coasters, one of each saying
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Size: 4" x 4" each
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Cork-backed — non-slip grip and surface protection
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Care: Hand wash only
Protect the table. Cross-examine the story.
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You Bleached the Kitchen. But Forgot the Grout. — 16x24 Waffle Weave Microfiber Dish Towel
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