Two things that just won’t stay closed.
“That trunk won't shut.” And the response? “Neither will your accomplice's mouth.” This darkly funny car coaster duo delivers a perfectly timed two-part punchline for the true-crime fan who knows the chatty character is always a liability.
Soft florals, car keys, and numbered evidence markers frame the joke, with an open-trunk scene completing the suspicious little story. Add some crime-comedy personality to your coffee runs, or surprise the podcast bestie whose commentary is half the entertainment.
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Set of 2: one car coaster featuring each saying
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Coordinating artwork: floral accents, car imagery, keys, and evidence markers
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Dark-humor gift: a fun match for the Obsessed with the Case personality
Faulty latch. Faultier accomplice.
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