The dinner plans just became a cold case.
“Dinner can wait. They just found the husband.” For the true-crime fan who was absolutely going to start cooking until that plot twist happened, this white waffle weave microfiber dish towel has your priorities covered.
Bring a little dark humor to your kitchen while you queue up another episode. It’s a knowing gift for your podcast partner, mystery-loving bestie, or the home cook whose commentary is always served before dinner.
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Size: 16 x 24 inches
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Material: white waffle weave microfiber
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Everyday use: soft and absorbent for drying dishes and hands
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True-crime personality: a cheeky kitchen accent for the Obsessed with the Case crowd
Dinner’s on hold. The plot is simmering.
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