Her patience was the first thing to disappear.
“She had motive, opportunity, & absolutely had enough.” For the true-crime fan with a full case file and an empty patience reserve, this 20oz skinny tumbler delivers dark humor with every sip.
Burgundy florals, aged-paper details, fingerprints, and case-file imagery give the design a pretty-meets-suspicious finish. Settle in with your favorite podcast and a drink, or gift it to the mystery-loving bestie who always understands the motive.
Two Lid Options
- Clear screw-on lid with clear straw
- Black screw-on flip-top hydrosport lid with carabiner clip and vent hole for smoother sipping
The Details
- 20oz capacity with a straight-sided skinny design
- Double-wall vacuum insulation to keep drinks hot or cold for hours
- Leakproof and BPA free
- Individually boxed and gift-ready
- Handwash only
Cold drink. Strong motive. Last nerve.
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