"I'm Not a Hot Mess, I'm a Spicy Disaster" Highland Cow - Coaster

There's a difference. A very important difference.

Meet your new favorite highland cow — adorable in teals and pinks, absolutely unbothered, and here to set the record straight: "I'm Not a Hot Mess, I'm a Spicy Disaster." She owns it. You should too.

• Size: 3.86 x 3.86 inches
• Available in:
  • MDF — durable and delightfully chaotic
  • Ceramic — smooth, sleek, and holding it together (barely)
• Back: Cork-backed for grip and surface protection
• Care: Hand wash only.

The perfect gift for the woman in your life who is a lot — and that's exactly why you love her. 💚💛✨