I Have No Alibi. But I Can Tell You Everything Wrong with Yours. — 11" x 7.87" Glass Cutting Board

No Alibi. Plenty of Opinions. Case Closed.

Some people bring an alibi. You bring a highly detailed list of everything wrong with theirs. This cutting board is for the home chef who notices every suspicious detail and never runs out of commentary.

Use it for chopping, slicing, and confidently presenting your findings over snacks. No courtroom experience required, but excellent side-eye is strongly encouraged.

• 11" x 7.87" textured tempered glass
• Non-slip feet for stability while you work
• Easy to clean — because the kitchen never rests
• Comes individually boxed — gift-ready for any occasion
• Perfect gift for true-crime fans, sharp observers, and home chefs with opinions

The verdict is in: dinner is guilty of being delicious.