I Don't Have Trust Issues. I Have a True Crime Subscription. — 11" x 7.87" Glass Cutting Board

No Trust Issues. Just Excellent Viewing Habits.

You don't have trust issues. You have a true-crime subscription and a well-developed appreciation for seeing suspicious behavior properly investigated. This cutting board is for the home chef who likes their snacks served with a side of evidence.

Keep it handy for chopping, slicing, and hosting your next episode-worthy snack spread. Because every good case deserves something delicious to nibble on.

• 11" x 7.87" textured tempered glass
• Non-slip feet for stability while you work
• Easy to clean — because the kitchen never rests
• Comes individually boxed — gift-ready for any occasion
• Perfect gift for true-crime fans, mystery lovers, and investigative snackers

Subscribe, investigate, snack. In that order.