I Clean Teeth and Collect Excuses — Car Coaster

A Dual Profession, Honestly.

“I’ve been really busy.” “My floss ran out.” “I was going to start last month.” The dental hygienist has heard them all — every variation, every creative interpretation, every well-intentioned promise. And yet, they show up every appointment with a fresh set of tools and zero judgment. This car coaster is for the professional who cleans teeth with skill and collects excuses with grace.

• Premium neoprene material — soft, absorbent, and shift-ready
• Snug, no-slip fit — stays put in standard cup holders
• Easy to clean — quick rinse and back in action

The excuses are creative. The plaque is not. 🦷