"Oh Honey, That High Horse Makes Your Butt Look Big" - Coaster

She's got her pearls on, her hair set perfectly, and absolutely zero time for your chaos.

This coaster features a sassy retro 1950s housewife with the perfectly delivered message: "Hey There Trainwreck, This Ain't Your Station." A little vintage, a lot of attitude, and exactly the energy your coffee table needs.

• Size: 3.86 x 3.86 inches
• Available in:
  • MDF — durable and family-friendly
  • Ceramic — smooth, sleek, and a little fancy
• Back: Cork-backed for grip and surface protection
• Care: Hand wash only.

The perfect gift for the friend who keeps it together — and isn't afraid to say so. 💅✨