Count Time. Calm Face. Controlled Chaos. — Coaster

The Corrections Officer Trifecta.

Count time is non-negotiable — every number has to be right, every time, no exceptions. The calm face is the job — because the moment you show the chaos, the chaos wins. And the controlled chaos? That’s just Tuesday. The corrections officer manages all three simultaneously, every shift, without missing a beat. This coaster is for the ones who make the impossible look like routine.

• Material: MDF or Ceramic — durable, smooth, and built to last
• Size: 3.86 x 3.86 inches
• Cork-backed — non-slip grip and surface protection
• Care: Hand wash only

Count time. Calm face. Controlled chaos. 🔐