Body in the Trunk & You Valeted the F*cking Evidence? — Car Coaster Set of 2

Body in the Trunk & You Valeted the F*cking Evidence? — Car Coaster Set of 2

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Body in the Trunk & You Valeted the F*cking Evidence? — Car Coaster Set of 2

Body in the Trunk & You Valeted the F*cking Evidence? — Car Coaster Set of 2

$6.00
Sale price  $6.00 Regular price 

One plot twist. Two very different reactions.

“Body in the trunk.” Followed immediately by: “You valeted the F*cking evidence?” This darkly funny car coaster duo delivers a whole crime-comedy scene in two cup holders. For the true-crime fan who spots the disastrous decision before the characters do.

Soft florals frame bold lettering, a car-trunk scene, and valet-key details for a pretty-meets-morbid pairing. Bring it along for podcast-fueled coffee runs, or gift it to the mystery-loving bestie who always has commentary.

  • Set of 2: one car coaster featuring each saying
  • Coordinating artwork: floral accents with car and valet-key imagery
  • Dark-humor gift: made for the Obsessed with the Case personality

Five-star valet. One-star accomplice.

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