My Morning Routine: Coffee, Crime & Questioning Everyone's Motives — 11" x 7.87" Glass Cutting Board

Coffee, Crime & Motives. Start the Day Under Investigation.

Some mornings call for coffee. Others call for a full interrogation of everyone's motives. This cutting board is for the home chef who likes their breakfast strong, their questions pointed, and their kitchen humor delightfully suspicious.

Set it out for coffee-fueled prep, late-night snacks, or the next case involving an inexplicably empty cheese drawer.

• 11" x 7.87" textured tempered glass
• Non-slip feet for stability while you work
• Easy to clean — because the kitchen never rests
• Comes individually boxed — gift-ready for any occasion
• Perfect gift for coffee lovers, true-crime fans, and home chefs with excellent side-eye

Pour coffee. Ask questions. Chop with suspicion.